Baffed

Someone who is completely unaware of everything that goes on around them.

Teacher : "What is your name?" *Points at Jessie*
Jessie : *Looks around* "Who me?"
Teacher : "Your baffed!"

by CHATSHITGETBANGED_ January 14, 2017

baffled

being high off of marijuana.

We took one hit of that chronc, and the boys were baffled!

by ray limon December 12, 2007

baffoon

an educated person. One who uses correct spelling and grammar.

Only non-baffoons spell "buffoon" as "baffoon".

by inquisitiveidiot May 5, 2009

baffer

baffen is the same as rimmen or rimming ...using your tongue to stimulate the anus either of a man or woman

Ow yeah baby lick my p00per :o You are one great baffer :D

by GSnIet April 2, 2008

Alabama Ass Baffle

The act of fornication between a man and woman. The fornication must take place in a bathroom of a bar, near a sink which has recently been used as a receptacle for vomit. The man will "hit it from behind" while the woman eats the vomit from said sink.

The woman is the "bafflee" and the man is the "baffler."

"Did you see what's going on in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, they are totally doing the Alabama Ass Baffle!"

by Smooth912 April 20, 2010

blaffers

Back tits

Some huge bitch popped out of the river and all we saw were her ginormous blaffers... Thank god!

by Fat ass back tits April 25, 2014

Blaffic

"bloody traffic". A word to express the traffic in London.

- why are you late for work?
-blaffic.

by btrx December 5, 2019