blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:

Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!

by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022

Roving Blackout

Noun. : an evening spent doing all kinds of deplorable things, interacting with others in mostly lewd ways, and making choices which no sane individual could even dream. And then remembering nothing but a few "snap-shots" of it the next day or reading it in the police report.

I was so drunk last night. I was on a roving blackout and had to read my sent texts and check my credit card receipts, I had no idea where I was or what I did.

by webstermauler October 26, 2010

Gay Blackout

When you zone out while typing and end up typing “I love Insert gender here., usually same to the gender of the person typing

Cabby: I fucking love women
Cabby: .... Wait I didn’t mean to type that.

Test Tube: There goes Cabby again, with another Gay Blackout.

by Comical_Cabby July 28, 2022

Oakland blackout

Becoming light headed and sweaty, followed by a sudden blackout due to too many skoafers.

I didnt see that ufc fight because of my oakland blackout.

He was just walking by the table and had a oakland blackout.

by Tshav September 9, 2012

belgian blackout

the phenomenon that occurs after drinking a mere 3-5 Belgian beers

"I went to the oude markt last night and don't remember anything... but all I had was 3 beers!"
"it's the belgian blackout. those beers will do you in."

by ba-dum-ch August 25, 2013

Blackout Bored

The state of being so bored by an interaction or event to the point that you later don't even recall it happening.

"Hey, do you remember what Ashton said about True Detective?"

"No, I must have been blackout bored."

by suedidlyoudonym May 5, 2014

california blackout

Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.

California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.

by mook76 December 29, 2013