broke dick mountain

1. the place of fear and pain you go when your dick cracks during sex
2. Nickname for a broski who's too fat to get a boner

Man I'm scared. My girl and I took a trip to broke dick mountain last night and I'm not sure I can get a boner again.

by Heypow January 10, 2015

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broke-ass bitch

someone who comes over just to 'borrow' your clothes, bags, and yo size 7 stilletos even though she's a size 9. someone who never orders anything at the restaurant but just finishes what you can't. someone who just convinces you guys to "chill" and just hang out because she can't afford to go somewhere you gotta spend money at. the one who fronts about her whereabouts, brands of clothing, and of course money, but when it comes down to it she aint got shit to say. someone who fronts and claims as being another "miss independent" but does everything of the above. how fucking annoying.

i invited her to kick it but she needed me to pick her up, drop her home, and while we was at the restaurant she tells me she aint hungry so she don't order nothin but when my order comes she eats 1/2 of it then decides she hungry again and orders something and asks me borrow money to pay off her reciept. what the fuck? what a broke-ass bitch.

by miss sasssy July 19, 2009

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the straw that broke the camel's back

The last straw. The final bit needed to tilt the balance over to one side or send one over the edge.

After following her around for days and making obscene phone calls he threatened her son. For her, that was the straw that broke the camel's back and she went to the police.

by Tharish T June 3, 2005

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