dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.

I gotta sit down...my dogs are barking!

by MarcM January 20, 2005

Barking at Echo's

Being reactive, instead of proactive.

The Crap that all of the People that are trying to get into a policital office are selling.

saying anything to get your vote

Barking at Echo's was what the dog would do for hours.
Closing the door to the chicken coop after the fox has made a meal out of the chickens!

Any thing a person that is running for president talks about such as a problem on a national platform. The problem, I.E ( Banking, Home Loans ) broken IN the country wide area. The problem is NOT FIXED IN THEIR STATE!
IF THEY HAVE THE PROBLEM AT THEIR STATE HOME, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE PROBLEM ON A NATIONAL LEVEL!
IT IS ALL BULLSHIT TO THE FOURTH POWER!

by richard van etten March 26, 2008

Bearkini

A term used by gay men to describe the bathing suit for a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

Kristie Alley was seen at Cannes making tourists uncomfortable by sporting a bearkini.

by PiranhaNirvana April 7, 2011

barking lounger

someone who lazies around on the couch and barks out demands

"get the kids to shut up can't hear the tv" as the person is to lazy to get up like a barking lounger

by concerned reactor to asshat May 17, 2014

Bjarni

It is when something is a little over large

I have a over average dick, so i have a bjarni dick

by Pikael January 8, 2017

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019