Bidness

Distortion of "business." Used to denote business that is illicit, awesome, or both.

1. Bob: Have you been doing any bidness?
John: No, man. I'm clean.

2. Bob: Did you blow up the secret Nazi stronghold?
John: Yes, I took care of bidness.

by MC Jiggy J July 29, 2008

bite one's head off

To overreact to a trivial mistake another person does.

<Person A> Excuse me, where is the bathroom?
<Person B> What are you, lazy? Why don't you just look for it yourself, instead of asking some random person where it is? People like you are the reason America is known as the laziest country in the world!
<PA> Geez, what's your problem, you didn't have to bite my head off!

by gs68 September 24, 2004

bite your knob off

To over-charge someone for goods or a service. To inflate a pre-arranged price in an underhand way.

"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?

No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"

by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011

bitechtual

A person who has no preference for operating system and moves between PC and Mac with ease.

Look at Blake, he's so bitechtual, on his Mac and PC.

by EvilAsylum April 18, 2012

Bite my Bagel

The act of eating someone's bagels only if they are sexy bagels and you have consent.

Bite my bagel, baby

by UGoodBrod December 1, 2017

Bite-uwu

The act of biting another individual, often as a result of provocation, to everyone's apparent surprise, despite a clear warning being given.

Renegade: I'm gonna bite-uwu!

Everyone: He won't, he's just a glorified bunny.

(Renegade proceeds to bite everyone in the room)

(Everyone is surprised)

Sensible person: I mean, he said he was gonna do it! How can anyone be surprised?!

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

bite my tongue

keep in silence, keep a screet

I know what's going wrong with him, but I'll bite my tongue

by PenpenGang June 7, 2020