Bert McCracken

Greaseball, Antishower. His hair is so dirty its naturally dreading.

bert mccracken Smells good.

by tara2938485738919249 July 18, 2006

Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

by PaigeParanoiaa October 17, 2008

bert mccracken

Bert McCracken's style reminds me of At The Drive-In's music and it's great that The Used are on tour with Blink-182 because both bands kick major ass, though I would've loved to see The Used go on tour with The Deftones. Not to diss Bert or anything, but even though his vocals mesmorize me Quinn Allman is cuter.

I find myself striken with paralysis whenever I hear Bert McCracken's vocals in the song Noise and Kisses.

by Diaonna Hughes July 02, 2004

BERT MCCRACKEN

Bert Mccraken, sexy beast. Wonderful singer, I wish to fuck him. He promised me a fuck......I still want it. I'm waiting Bert............(waits)

sings *I love you Bert!* *I love you so much!* *BERT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE FOR ME!!* (sang in out of tune voice, much unlike Bert's)

by Kailey April 12, 2005

E-bert

A man-hoe,or a Metro-sexual, or tool.

Chuck Norris is an E-bert.

by Chuck Zarka March 31, 2011

bert girl

a girl that you could go to jail for touching

if i date that bert girl her mom is gonna beat my face

by big boned April 26, 2012

Lovely Bert

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

by talesofsomething June 26, 2009