beatdown

A severe beating delivered with the hands and feet; a pummeling so bad, the recipient needs to use his health insurance; see open a can of whup ass

I beatdown some fruity lookin dude for makin eyes at me!

by Nasty Nate May 14, 2004

berdan

a sexy mother fucker with a big dick he is tall and strong and is good in the bed

berdan has a big dick

by u neek September 13, 2017

a bert

After a bout of anal sex, you provide your sexual partner with a shit uni-brow by slapping your shitcock across their eyebrows

"Honey, would you mind if after our ass-fuck I would bert you?"

by Fudgie October 30, 2003

Bert

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. Usually cute and not afraid to reveal his naughty side ;)

damn, berts a cutie. I'd hit that

by Priscaaay April 4, 2009

Bert and Ernie

Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.

Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

dirty bert

after the act of anal sex, whiping santorum across your partner's brow, creating the illusion of a uni-brow.

ernie gave burt a 'dirty bert.'

by heman July 1, 2006

Bertation

Bertation, a term coined by CBS News' Serene Branson, can be simply defined as a massive error in a normal sentence, where it gives the impression you are either

a.) Possessed by demons
b.) Mentally retarded
c.) Having a stroke
d.) From the moon.

There was a heavy bertation tonight

Hey, so how abou dears der aer taerss oh my god, I totally just had a bertation

by Bertation March 3, 2011