Belgium

Belgium is a country in Europe between France and Germany. Belgium is known to be a country with a lot of stereotypes such as "Belgium only makes French Fries and mussels." or "Belgium isn't real." As this definition is written, the current prime minister is Alexander De Croo. The king of the country is Philippe 1st from Belgium, but soon enough, his daughter Elizabeth will become Queen Elizabeth 1st from Belgium.

Belgium is known to have some food specialities such as Belgian chocolate, French fries, mussels, waffles, and Abbey beer.

Person 1: I went to Brussels this week.

Person 2: Where's Brussels.

Person 1: In Belgium.

by SlammerGaming0 November 12, 2023

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

by Zctr December 8, 2024

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

by K@ble June 1, 2024

Belgum

A totally (kinda) “real” country that absolutely does not exist… used as a censored substitute for ‘Belgium’ when you’re feeling dramatic, petty, or just vibing because it genuinely is ass.

“Censor it. Say Belgum.”
“Ew, you’re from Belgum?”

by Nasaleighhoe April 7, 2026

Get Belgium'd

Get Belgium'd generally refers to when a series of bad events will eventually lead up to the mental breakdown and complete collapse of the individual at hand

J:"I've had a mental breakdown yesterday :("
M:"Ha, Get Belgium'd you schizo"

by TheManThatGotAway June 4, 2021

Black Belgium Waffle Kid

Used to describe a black kid made out of Belgium waffles. In Belgium, waffles are used to fix broken things. Me in Belgium…

I feel like Black Belgium Waffle Kid, I can’t take it anymore.

by Kevin Emmett Paul March 5, 2026

Leopold II of Belgium statue

A public urinal located in Belgium that is commonly used by drunk tourists who need to relieve themselves somewhere when a restroom isn't in close proximity to them.

Drunk tourist in belgium: *hiccup* I really need to relieve myself right now.. *hiccup*

Random Belgian: the Leopold II of Belgium statue is right there you know.

by Sproogli March 23, 2024