made from the word bejesus, meaning "wat the hell" ,bejizz means much the same. But with the added greatness that jizz brings to any word.
"What the Bejizz is happening here!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"
"What the Bejizz of Nazerath"
"bejizz that's amazing!"
"How the bejizz did she get all the way over there!?"
"What the bejizz happened to my dog?!"
by Fran July 5, 2004
Get the bejizz mug.when a woman is having her period and when she is sleeping she leaks all over the place. The sheets look like someone has been murdered on them.
She woke up in the morning and realized that she had leaked, it looked like there had been a bedicide
by hilarybjacobs August 19, 2008
Get the bedicide mug.The act of shooting a load on a girls face then throwing glitter on her face, thus, bedazzling it. Essentially, it's a 'pretty' cum shot.
Man, she was suckin my dick so hard and when I pulled out I bedazzled her face! She still has glitter in her eyes!
by TheBedazzler January 17, 2010
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Get the beizinger mug.Dude, stop beizin! All I said was that you bang your mother, it's not that bad of a thing to say! CHRIST!
by Beizin Brian! + Amish for the example November 17, 2006
Get the beizin mug.adv. - The act of firing one's love juice in the form of a snowflake. Usually seen in patterns resembling middle- eastern calligraphy.
1. Dude, I just bejizzled the shit out that bitch!
2. The castle was adorned with bejizzems dating back to the Ping Dynasty.
3. That nigga tried to bejizzle me when we was cellmates.
2. The castle was adorned with bejizzems dating back to the Ping Dynasty.
3. That nigga tried to bejizzle me when we was cellmates.
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