Bearded Oyster

Another word for Vagina

e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster

by Quinn Battlecloud August 25, 2017

Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina

She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.

by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019

Bearded Men

Men with bears who are either really sexy, or likes other men. Goes by the name Dalton and kisses dudes is the locker room.

Bearded Men are just like Lil Nas X.

by that,dude,who,is,lightskin March 9, 2022

bearded vag

a really hairy vagina.

tom: you need a bikini wax. im not doing that bearded vag.

by bloodmuffin March 12, 2008

Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag

"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"

by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.

"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*

by witelighter06 December 13, 2006

bearded libby

When a bearded person gives a rim job. It's like a cross between a tongue wedgie, a vacuum cleaner, and a broom.

Dude, that old biker gave a totally awesome bearded libby last night.

I felt so refreshed after that crazy bearded libby.

That bearded libby cleared my sinuses.

by V. C. Five February 10, 2008