Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier

AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels

by [[TEACH]] August 15, 2008

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

baeless

Another term for single, meaning your forever alone :) ... :(

"Zayummm, you baeless bitch!"

by Bae forever April 12, 2014

bagelhorse

a horse that eats bagels.

guy1 "my horse love to eat bagels, yesterday he ate a dozen"
guy2 "what a bagelhorse"

by Adam Kinmond August 26, 2007

bagelar

one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.

Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.

by Chandangle August 25, 2008

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

bafel

(n)a catch all word, used for various situations.

you can use it in place of most things. Like "Do you yahoo" but instead, "Do you bafel?"

Bafelbub, now that's a combine betwen Bafel and Beezlebub. Hence, bafelbub.

Then there is "what's up bafe..." Bafel shortened, and used as a greeting..

by Bafelmiester November 8, 2008