Basement Dick

The part of the penis that is still inside a man's body. Typically you can feel it underneath the testicles when the penis is erect. This part of the penis never makes it into the vagina and is there for support.
I wish I could push out my basement dick to gain some length.

He was a bigger guy so his dick wasn't that impressive to look at but I could tell he had some major basement dick.
by shadowcunt May 19, 2022
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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.
Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?
by SLUGs OGs April 13, 2011
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Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019
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Kids In Basement

Kids In Basement: A way of defining your power, social status and steer cred. Can also be a way of showing off or comparison
Person 1: “Hey how many Kids In Basement do you have?

Person 2: “Oh, I have around 5 what about you?”

Person 1: “Haha imagine being so low class! I have around 70, honestly it’s hard to count them all”
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Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.
That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!
by hhbeast February 28, 2012
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Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.
by Fatjunkie October 09, 2018
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