bag barnacle

A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.

Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?

Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.

Bill: What a choad.

by Jiminy Criquette September 16, 2007

information barnacle

A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.

My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.

by mlybrand June 20, 2009

Trouser Barnacles

Testicles, Balls, Nards, Nuts

Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.

by Borris Beck February 20, 2015

Frozen Barnacle

When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.

Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.

by Zealotte February 15, 2019

Sock Barnacle

An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.

My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.

by Morty Nickels 2.0 December 28, 2019

Bohemian Barnacle

Bohemian Barnacle is a term used to describe those who fall below the standards of a noble. Once the mighty have fallen they shall expect a posh Englishman to announce that the once mighty have fallen below the standards of a true noble and they risk being sent to the depths of Australasia.

You are worse than a commoner, you fall below the minimum standards which we hold as a nation you are nothing more than a Bohemian Barnacle.

Your bickering means nothing to me as you are a Bohemian Barnacle who will soon throw boomerangs in the Australian out back.

Wackif your willy and cry out to your deity as you prepare to die BOHEMIAN BARNACLE!

by PoopusSentarius December 21, 2021

Banic

Pre-ban panic caused when politicians attempt to ban certain types of firearms. Often leads to hoarding, short supply and price-gouging (See also posthooker).

"The Banic cleared every AR, AK and SKS off the shelves. There was no ammo for 6 months. These were dark times, my son.

by Wolfpackindustries June 16, 2013