Baboon Meat

Term coined by comedian Shamari Wilkins refering to slinging penis to various women.

I hit shawty up the other night to give her some baboon meat but she didn't reply.

by Shamgodd91 August 15, 2019

baboonsilent

a roblox da hood player

apperence: Flying shirt and pants, missing 1 leg

''OMG, IS THAT BABOONSILENT, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS''

by Urban Dictionary Master 1.022 April 20, 2022

badoonkers

really big juicy tits

“bro she had some badoonkers”

by d21bw69 August 12, 2023

ass baloon

A mix between someone who's an asshole and a retard.

Stephen: Cody! Quit being an ass baloon!
Cody: Otxgofdithfucku

by BearJew510643 May 10, 2016

dirty baboon

When a girl has been recently penetrated, and brutally spanked on her ass. Her ass is red like a baboon for days on end.

That gurl has a dirty baboon

by rayjat July 31, 2017

fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.

Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017

Baboon Ass

{noun). When a man gets up from a sitting or squatting position too quickly, inadvertently having his scrotum slip between his legs. As he straightens up, they get trapped tightly underneath his ass cheeks, thus displaying swollen genitalia turning red like that of a baboon.

"I regret wearing boxers today because I got up too fast and got instant baboon ass! Now my balls hurt!"

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008