bagpipe bootyhole

When the act of anal is happening persistantly, the anus starts to gape. When this happens flatulence begins to resemble the sound of the Scottish wind instrument, the bagpipes.

“She opened her buttcheeks and now she gotta bagpipe bootyhole”

by shaynanigann March 17, 2021

flaming bagpipe

A flaming bagpipe is when you pour butane on a man's cock, light it on fire and put it out by blowing him whilst massaging his testicles.

The other night I made Becky give me a flaming bagpipe.

by stokeanator September 4, 2013

Bagpiping

The act of blowing into someones penis until their bladder inflates, then tickling their legs so that they scream, sounding like a bagpipe.

"Lets go back to your place and do some bagpiping!"

by Bagpiper1000 March 20, 2024

Bagpiping

The act of pulling someone's seat belt from behind so hard that it causes them to fart.

Who's farted? That was Will! I ve just been bagpiping him

by HungryMarlin July 15, 2025

Hungarian Bagpipe

The act of blowing air into your partner's vagina and then pulling her lips tight over the opening as the air is expelled in the same manner as a party balloon.

What the hell was that noise a queef?

No it's only Jeff and Lisa in there playing the Hungarian bagpipe

by The Latvian Enigma September 9, 2016

Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018