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Bagger

These are the criminals of the world. People that are baggers would steal candy from a baby and are sodm. You can catch them at the local bar at noon because they do not want to get a job because they are happily living off food stamps, however those who aren't completely sodm and have a job often complain when they get paid minimum wage for doing a small job. They also find a way to always get in trouble with the police for committing crimes but complain by saying that they are targeted. Baggers are found all over the world except for North Korea because everyone in North Korea loves their leader.
1. Person 1:"I hate baggers so much!"

Person 2:"What happened"

Person 1:"A bagger stole my lunch and took candy from my kid."

Person 2:"Wow that's sodm"

2. "Why is the bagger population growing"
by roflrofl57 April 1, 2017
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Plastic Bagger

A person who is sooooo ugly they need a plastic bag over their head while a guy is screwing them and at the end they are suffocatied and killed.
Poor Julia has died due to suffocation with a plastic bag....=p
by Sara February 4, 2005
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tripple bagger

a brown paper bag for when your fucking that ugly bitch, one for you, and one any poor soul that happens to walk by and see.
by Tito September 18, 2003
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brown-bagger

Hot bod and a nightmare of face.

Implying you would befoul her...if you could stand to look above her shoulders...or were simply drunk enough.
"That chick over there is definitely a brown-bagger with those goods and that face."
by D0TY February 18, 2003
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Paper Bagger

Someone with an ugly face but hot body; a paper bag over the head would render them infinitely more sexually attractive.
Amy: Is Katy's new boyfriend hot?
Rachel: He works out a lot but he has acne and crooked teeth. He's a total Paper Bagger.
by livefastdieyoung August 9, 2009
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d-bagger

A) A douche bag
B) A person who lives in Darien, and is thus, a douche bag.
"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
"The blonde, prude one? Don't even think about it man, she MUST be a d-bagger."
by checkyoself May 23, 2006
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Rolley Bagger

A kid at school who uses a rolley backpack. They're usually smart, read a lot (you can always find one in the library), hang out with other rolley baggers (most often they only hang out with rolley baggers), eat lunch together, usually teacher's pet, suck-up, and are pretty unpopular.
Andy: Dude, this rolley bagger was reading during English class while the teacher told us we had to work on our essays.

Donovan: Owned.

Andy: Not really. He got away with it.

Donovan: That's hella stupid!

Andy: I know! He probably only got away with it because he's the teacher's favorite student and has like an A+ in the class.

Donovan: Wow dude. Is he the teacher's pet?

Andy: As always. And, he's a total suck-up too.
by BCPYogurt May 7, 2009
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