auto blu

Auto Blu is a very hated Italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about.

2008 guys with a stereo: “AuTo BlU cOrRo CoN Il MiO FrA LeI mEsSa Lì Io MeSsO lÀ NoN tOrNaRe In CiTtà”

by Mara Venier June 8, 2020

auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.

I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.

by Julikins January 22, 2014

auto man

Cute little thing you get from your fam jam

Look what a cute little auto man i got from my fam jam

by Doubleseventhirtyfour January 6, 2020

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.

John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock

by RandyPancake November 10, 2010

auto highlot

When someone grabs a joint and smokes it without realizing that it was puff-puff-passed to them to be smoked. Such as being on auto pilot when flying.

"Did you just hit that from muscle memory alone?" Yeah man, I must have been on auto highlot.

by OGAutoHighlot August 10, 2021

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011

auto tomato

something a dumb bitch would say. frick you.

i love auto tomato

by poopoostankstank February 18, 2021