Aunty Kedea

Aunty Kedea

'The Aunty Kedea' is the greatest person you'll ever meet, she is bright and rare, talented and loved by everyone.
Her personality is warm and comfortable and strong and capable. She helps anyone who needs it at anytime whatsoever and is always giving and has her kayak moments because she is always strong and bright and sometimes for too long but that makes her the greatest person anyone could meet. There wouldn't be one person who wouldn't miss her presence, her heart is soo big and is felt through her vibes that are sent into the air. If you should be so lucky, she will walk into your life with guidance, love and purity that is beyond anything, and always will be there no matter what. If you ever meet her never let her go.
Aunty Kedea -(the stars,sun and moon, all together) , benevolent ,benign, affable,amiable, accommodating, outstanding.
by Lilley Love June 30, 2020
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Auntie Mommy

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.
Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.
by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016
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Aunty D

anti-depressants
Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.
by HA HA HAA December 05, 2012
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Aunty Tunde

What about Aunty Tunde?,
Is she Aunty Tunde?
by Valenswit November 17, 2021
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Auntie Christ

(as in antichrist)

When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.

And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!

When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.

Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.
When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.
by Cevyn Injekkt October 17, 2015
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Aunty Sue

when ones aunty has down syndrome and allows you to lift her legs in a sexual act and burn her pubic hair with a lighter.
" Omg seb, i cant belive i just gave your Aunt an Aunty Sue "
by johny wilson August 23, 2007
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See you, Auntie.

Phonetic spelling of C-U-N-T.
Popularized by the band Tool; these words are written on the back sleeve of their album Aenima.
See you, Auntie.
by majortool January 14, 2011
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