Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.
by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022
Get the Ask Jeevesmug. qaz12: anyone have know where to find the
qaz12: accept Cof mission code
savsuds: the wiki tab up above
Kamyshin: you can ask the rask for help as well
Kamyshin: dafuq is lastload?
Azunai: ask the rask
qaz12: accept Cof mission code
savsuds: the wiki tab up above
Kamyshin: you can ask the rask for help as well
Kamyshin: dafuq is lastload?
Azunai: ask the rask
by azuna1 October 17, 2013
Get the ask the raskmug. A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.
Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.
Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.
1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.
1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022
Get the Nobody Askedmug. 1.
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!
Slevboy: How do I calculate the mass of Vikasium dishivide?
Kiesanowski: Careful mate, thats a trap for young players! Why don't you Ask Ben?
Slevboy: I will do after I find some glue.
Kiesanowski: Sweet!
by Monsiuer Anonimue February 10, 2004
Get the Ask Benmug. 
by DaJackAttax April 30, 2022
Get the Didn’t askmug. Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.
Person 2: Nobody asked.
Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.
Person 2: Nobody asked.
Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.
by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022
Get the Nobody Askedmug.