Ryan: You sure we can't get together?
Jodi: We can be friends.
Ryan: A friend... right.
Ryan then proceeds to cry on the inside whilst keeping a blank expression on his face.
Jodi: We can be friends.
Ryan: A friend... right.
Ryan then proceeds to cry on the inside whilst keeping a blank expression on his face.
by Richard Blade February 04, 2009
People who are aware of how retarded you are and still manage to be seen in public with you. People who make you laugh till you pee your pants. People who ALWAYS have your back, nomatter WHAT. People who Love You just the way you are and never want to hurt you. :)
by OMGPickles <3 June 04, 2009
A friend is someone that can make you laugh, at any point in time
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
She/He will always care about you even if you have a huge argument
Me: I'm so upset, I can't belive she said that about me!
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes
Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
Alice: Well at least she didn't steal your eyelashes
Me and my best friend have a psycic connection, and we know how we feel, even when we are apart
by xxRubyHeartzBrandonxx December 18, 2007
A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!
I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!
by Bob882 October 12, 2004
(V) 1. When you masturbate until your penis bleeds
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
2. When you use fine grained sand paper to rub off callouses on your penis in the hopes that masturbation once again feels good
3. Sprinkling salt on ones penis so that it shrivels up and can fit in small holes such as the hole in the middle of cds
4. Any self-mutilating excessive masturbation
1. I need a band-aid because I just gave myself The Friend
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
2. Let's go to Home Depot. I wanna give myself The Friend later
3. My penis looks like a slug when I do The Friend
4. That fool has a Frankencock from doing The Friend too much
by B_Rock January 14, 2006
Democrat Friends: When you are drinking and need to get home they take your keys, block your car in, and call the cops if you leave.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Republican Friends: Charge you 20 for a ride home and tell you leave if you dont pay.
Real Friends: Follow you home, help you figure out the best way to get home with minimum cop exposure, drive you home to get your spare key, help beat the democrat's ass for taking your keys, and will run from the cops with you if they attempt to pull you over while never ratting anyone out if they get caught.
Cop: Alright sir, who was driving the vehicle...who was the person who got away on foot. You are going down for this if you don't tell me now!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
Real Friends: Mr. Policeman, it was your fatass MOMMA!
by JAG27 February 09, 2010
when in the case of a guy and girl, a state of denial in which the guy tells the girl he doesn't have feelings for her and in return is never truly happy
by dkwg February 22, 2007