Bobs appointment

Was faker than trumps election

So fake
Bobs appointment was faker than u

by Trolling January 28, 2019

gingillometria applicata

Used in Italian, "gingillometria" is the act of doing nothing - not giving a fuck about anything that requires even the slightest bit of responsability. "Applicata" in this case means "applied", referring to the higher level, more difficult, part of gingillometria.

Alfredo: "Fra cosa farai per l'università?"
Ali: "Non lo so frate, credo che studierò gingillometria applicata!"
Alfredo: "Altro che fancazzismo!"

by supereman326 November 2, 2020

Pussy appointment

It’s similar to a Dick appointment but just the other way around for the male.

Bro I got a pussy appointment at 9 tonight with this chick

by Dafoock April 2, 2021

latent appliance fetishist

A person who refuses to admit to his or herself that sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Get the picture?

Mystical advisor... what is my problem, tell me, can you see?

Well you have nothing to fear my son. You are a latent appliance fetishist it appears to me.

That all seems very, very strange... I've never craved a toaster or a color TV...

by Zappa03 June 16, 2022

pipe appointment

Booty call.

“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Fly in The Appointment

When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.

The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.

by Michael Skopic August 15, 2020

Butterfly Kitchen Appliances

Every kitchen’s best friend. Whether you're a novice or a MasterChef, Butterfly Kitchen Appliances are there for your rescue. Looks stylish, makes cooking effortless and brings recipes to life.

"Delicious meals all the time? It's definitely the magic of Butterfly Kitchen Appliances"

by WoWChef November 24, 2021