Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 27, 2009

anus tickler

Someone who climbs into your bedroom and tickles your anus. Often associated with Shrek.

"The anus tickler will climb through your window"

An urban legend in Pakistan.

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by The Anus Mongler November 09, 2015

Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

my anus

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 11, 2016

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 01, 2019

strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.

Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.

by poop_jesus April 05, 2006