Anus Beard

The growth of hair in the buttocks

My Anus Beard is full, should I shave or wax it?

by Tobienforcer December 30, 2009

Anus Press

When two people spread their butt cheeks and press their anuses together in a kiss-like motion.

The married couple showed their love with a passionate anus press.

by SickTight February 14, 2014

anus clitoris

Ficticious Latin word for hemorrhoid to make a hemorrhoid sound more funny, appealing, and/or disgusting.

Person 1: "Yo Dawg, I heard you got a hemorrhoid!"

Person 2: "Nah, Man. That's my anus clitoris."

Person 1: Laughs and shuts the hell up about your hemorrhoid.

by TrickyTrav March 16, 2010

my anus

The answer to every question in the known universe.

Dude, where is everyone?

In my anus.

by Iron Tom Cash August 16, 2004

Asus Anus

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'

Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.

by Urban Dick tonary October 11, 2016

Vertical anus

When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.

Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"

by Wowwastaken May 01, 2019

strawberry anus

An anus so prone to abuse that it appears red and splotchy like a strawberry.

Wow, after last nights assbanging she's got a strawberry anus this morning.

by poop_jesus April 05, 2006