Flamming Amazon

A sexual act in which during sexual intercourse, before a man comes to orgasm, pulls out his penis and lights the girls pbes on fire. Then squirts his semin on it to put it out.

I juts gave her a Flamming amazon.

by slapshotpeewee9 May 4, 2007

Amazon Shopper

People who have no patience because an evil company has taken over our airways & resources to get your winded delivered within 2 business days

Friend: it’s been a month where’s my hoodie!
Me: stfu you crazy amazon shopper

by Mr.V May 15, 2020

amazon princess

A woman sooo beautiful with a bosom so ripe that when she farts, sunshine comes out of her ass.

Also a psychologist named Adam.

Damn yo! That bitch farted sunshine she must be an Amazon Princess...or a phychologist named Adam.

by porpabean March 7, 2005

AMAZON THIRTEEN

AMAZON just became the largest corporation on EARTH.

(CEO...JEFFREY PRESTON BEZOS.632)..

I WANT SOMETHING ( )JUST LIKE THIS.834..+ 13 = 847 - 632 - (13) = THIRTEEN
834 - 632 = THIRTEEN as this is AMAZON THIRTEEN.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

Amazon Shits

You know you do it. It's when you're at work and shop Amazon while you're taking a dump. This medical condition normally only lasts about 15 minutes or til the bank sends you a confirmation email asking if the purchases charged to your account are legit

Brad was so discouraged by his worn out socks that he came down with the Amazon Shits.

by Sugar Bear Bill December 3, 2020

Amazon and Relax

Similar to Netflix and Chill but for Amazon.

Him: "Netflix and Chill?"
Her: "Nah, Amazon and Relax"
Him: "Huh? Ohhh!"

by Definer Andy January 18, 2021

amazon jungle

a hairy ass fucking pussy.

Epov's snatch

by JD February 11, 2004