Happy accident

Your birth

My son was a happy accident

by El Sheep’O September 16, 2018

acid off a duck's back

The opposite of water off a duck's back. An insult that you allow to cling to you and burn you like hell.

Don't dwell on insults. Research has found that acid off a duck's back yields very unfavorable results for the duck in question.

by spinaltapsoundguy January 6, 2010

Aciding

When a woman unexpectedly inserts a finger two knuckles deep into a man's ass during foreplay.

Lisa wanted to surprise John so she gave him an aciding while she blew him.

by XYK October 6, 2012

phallic acid

One of the many nutrients obtainable via blowjob.

It is a little known fact that one of the possible causes of lesbianism may be due to a shortage of, or allergy to, phallic acid. (See also phallergy)

Ellen Degeneres, being a lesbian, clearly suffers from a chronic lack of phallic acid.

by Red Scourge October 12, 2009

lysergic acid diethylamide

the chemical name for L.S.D. or acid

that last hit of acid contained about 200 mics of lysergic acid diethylamide and its frying my shitty hippie brain

by Sdspangler March 17, 2004

Acid Bagel

The web of lies created when a girl messes around with more than one man.

person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."

by Mr. Tinker April 29, 2010

Aunty Acid

An older lady filled with sassistude and with as much bite as two cats fighting over a leg of ham , feared but adored, witty but wise, feminine but with bigger balls than your average horse. A woman who is so bitchin' and intelligent that most men fear opening their traps in her presence. Says things like "Some people need to use glue instead of lipstick" and "Behind every successful woman is herself". A role model to the young Ladies for sure...

"Tracey's Mom is a real Aunty Acid"

"I think Janet's suffering from Aunty Acid syndrome"

by AuntyAcid June 19, 2013