Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
Get the New Year's Absolution mug.Originating in Ireland, this is highly offensive.
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"
Being called a whore's abortion, means you are as worthless as a prostitute's aborted baby.
Which is pretty worthless. Can also be pronounced as "Hoor's abortion"
"Jesus Jimmy, no need to ride the cat, you dirty rotten whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."
Or
"You're as worthless as a whore's abortion."
by Zimmerframe75 October 11, 2011
Get the Whore's abortion mug.The stork that takes away unwanted babies. Can also be used metaphorically to describe any number of circumstances where undesirable results need to be dealt with.
"Tom just told me that he had a condom break last night during some rough riding!!! I told him that his lady friend is gonna be getting a visit from the abortion stork if she doesn’t hurry up and get Plan-B"
"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"
"Some landscape guys just dumped a huge pile of dirt in front of my house! They better abortion stork that shit out of there before I go postal"
by romeojul March 13, 2010
Get the abortion stork mug.by booooolol December 7, 2009
Get the Home abortion mug.the father of my abortion
you're not getting away with the withdrawal method - my last abortion daddy still owes me for medical bills.
by jsh October 30, 2007
Get the abortion daddy mug.Someone who performs abortions. These can be neccesary for many reasons, not the least of with in non-consensual sexual intercourse.
by Open-minded April 13, 2005
Get the Abortionist mug.A middle aged woman who you would want to have sex with who is without child. A middle aged woman with child would be known as a MILF.
by don rong October 19, 2009
Get the abortiontastic mug.