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Platypus

THE PLURAL OF PLATYPUS. NOT PLATYPUSSES OR PLATYPI
Omg loads of platypus walked on the bus today
by Babyssscar December 8, 2020
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perry the platypus day part 2

If somesaid to search this then they like you but are too shy to say to your face
"Omg,mark told me to search perry the platypus day part 2 ooh he soo likes me Jessica"
"Ooh lucky say yes say yes!"
by Not_drunk74 January 16, 2021
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Shoemuffle Platypus

A Karelian Bear Dog Alaskan Husky mix; bred for its skills and magic.
Holly is a Shoemuffle Platypus and is the Princess of Karelia.
by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
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sneaky platypus

When you sneeze into a females vagina which afterwards make her burb
“Dude! Nice job! You just sneaky platypussed her!
by The Scam69 August 17, 2022
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Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus
by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022
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Platypus

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!
by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021
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The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022
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