Zipper lip

A person who can not shut there mouths long enough to let other people talk

Will you shut that zipper lip up

by Gibble cunt May 14, 2022

Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small

George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

by Uncle Joosie July 1, 2023

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper

that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !

by zipper nickers September 13, 2011

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.

"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."

by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008

zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking

Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020