Zeke

A poet, a writer, a singer, a guitarist, a thought provoker, a video maker, a funny guy.

Zeke is longing for his sun.

by Ayobroski February 11, 2025

Zeke

Zeke is a hotty that I would nut in everytime he speaks to me. Everyday when i walk up to him i have the urge to pull down my pants and shoot my sperm in his mouth anytime 🍆🍑💦

Zeke should eat my cum

by anonymous May 1, 2023

Zeke moment

The moment you mess up so bad that the world stops to admire your stupidity.

A Zeke moment is when you fucked up a computer so bad that the teacher walked away

by A212389 June 18, 2023

Zekeing

Multiple definitions: 1). When one loses mental attention and is confused when they come back into focus 2). Failing to have full plans and putting responsibilities on others 3). Performing obscure actions repeatedly even when reprimanded 4). Alt form Zekein’

My homie be Zekeing in class because he keeps falling asleep.

Friend: hey man this is the tenth song that you played that sucks, STOP ZEKEKING!
Them: wait wait wait listen to this *plays I’m corny by Tom MacDonald*

by Ain’tlouisUniBoy July 21, 2023

Zeke

A horrible guy who will break your heart and will cheat on anyone avoid this rich boy at all costs

Zeke is one player

by La hehe October 27, 2019

Zeke

An inappropriate asshole and only cares about video games. Will be nice every once in 10-20 business days and then be inappropriate again. Never make friends with someone's named Zeke/Ezequiel

Did you know that Zeke just told Rosalina that he wants to bang her?

by Thatonedooryoupullinsteadofpus August 28, 2021

Zekeing

When someone is doing something incredibly weird a multitude of times. Like one weird thing is ok but they keep doing it over and over. Imagine that one guy you know named zeke, I know he ain’t normal and is often Zekeing

Zeke: plays I’m corny by Tom Macdonald
You: bro that is the tenth song you’ve played in a row that is terrible, you’re zekeing

You: goodnight guys cya
Zeke: could u give me a ride home? It is only an hour away in the wrong direction from your house
You: your zekeing

by The Zekelord July 13, 2023