18 in dog years

She was.

Perv: she was 18 in dog years!
Police:

by ABoiWithANovelle(: February 11, 2021

wonder years moment

n. a situation in which another's social faux pas produces a feeling of embarrassment for a third-party.

It was so awkward when Kevin tried to kiss that bitch that I had to change the channel. It was one of those Wonder Years moments.

by J2taln April 6, 2006

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.

Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*

by S/he’s just a friend January 14, 2022

jew years

A term reffering to the Jewish new years holiday Rosh Hashanah

Yo, man Happy Jew Years. 5767... sounds like a good one.

by Jon Levine September 25, 2006

Four More Years

Something we don’t want from Donald Trump

The term, “four more years”, has become the latest annoying chant by Trump supporters.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker September 28, 2020

1000 years of death

A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.

I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover

by Sister Angelina May 6, 2020

new years noodle

When someone is acting like a lemon on New Years.

Jake stop being a New Years Noodle and enjoy the party!

by Aniidid January 3, 2018