yacht clubbing

An epicurean endeavor in which multiple gentlemen inhabiting the same hot tub comradely coax each other’s members into climax. Or in the colloquial “jerk each other off”. While a yacht is only a preferred venue, top hats and monocles are essential for the proper ambiance.

Gentleman1: I say!: after considering the rather dreary obligation of impregnating my own wife, I really could use a weekend of yacht clubbing!
Gentleman2: Hear! Hear! I second that!
Gentleman3: my apologies, but I’m afraid I must decline. I feel it is not quite my cup of tea.

Gentleman2: poppycock! I’ll have you know that the Prescott family takes great pride in its many generations of caviar-drizzled dick rubs! Only the most unrefined of Philistines would turn his nose up at such decadence!

Gentleman1: My good sir! Has no one informed you? It’s not gay, if you’re wearing a top hat!

by AnonymousBloke December 10, 2017

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

by The Double E September 10, 2023

Yacht

To smoke weed and tobacco in a regular weed bowl piece instead of a paper shaft

I’m gonna rip a yacht

I’m going to smoke a yacht

by Smoking terms February 25, 2025

Dream Yacht

An extremely attractive person of the opposite sex that you'd like to have sex with but can't because he or she is taken or is way out of your league causing you to day-dream about being on them naked, riding until the sun comes up during spring break

The opposite of a moped

Example:

Guy 1: did you see that gorgeous woman at the bar last night?
Guy 2: hell yeah, I'd show her off to everyone I know. She's my Dream Yacht.

Example:

It's too bad Tyler is married. Hes so hott! He is my dream yacht.

by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019

han yacht

Them guys over there. Guys that will drink anything with alcohol in it.

Take that Budweiser to them Han Yachts.

by Beavertbd May 25, 2019

sir yachted

When you shit your pants because of the food you ate.

I almost sir yachted myself thanks to the Mexican food on my road trip with no toilets anywhere.

by Senior 💩 August 16, 2024

butler yacht

A "small" yacht used as a support ship for a megayacht or superyacht. These vessels carry "toys" such as supercars, scuba gear, personal submarines, etc.

Jeff Bezos' 417-foot superyacht, Koru, is accompanied by a 246-foot butler yacht named Abeona.

by Mr. Trivia May 23, 2023