Get the Yardee mug.An old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women vigorously giving themselves splinters. However, they are microwave and dish washer safe, a yander is well renowned for being the age old version and origin of female masturbation.
Greek man 1: "I bet your great great great great grandma used her yander all the time!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
Greek man 2: " I hope not, she would probably get a ton of driftwood!"
by Yander123 September 4, 2017
Get the Yander mug.The one reason to want a conservative family (granted, with guns) as your Neighbors.
Synonym for not dying alone.
Synonym for not dying alone.
You: I need to use your guns!
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.
Conservative Friend: Why?
You: There is a yandere by my house, following me.
Conservative Friend: Take all you need.
by TenDayHero October 24, 2018
Get the Yandere mug.When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.
by Nigidis June 19, 2008
Get the 100-yarder mug.Very similar to the concept of gardening, but for those with only a yard.
To improve the prettiness and aesthetic value of ones yard and create as close to a garden as possible rather than the bland concrete.
To improve the prettiness and aesthetic value of ones yard and create as close to a garden as possible rather than the bland concrete.
by Indiglow July 29, 2012
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