An aggressive handjob. Where the giver scowls at the penis. Then at the end puts his/her head back mouth open. Like a baby bird waiting for a feeding..
I was in love once. He was mexican, or asian....I dunno something weird. We met in a k-mart bathroom and he gave me the best angry witch for hours...I dont think I will find true love like that again.. wherever you are Karl K. You the best.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
Karl gives the best angry witch.
by Snootamaker November 27, 2018

by troy tanning June 19, 2020

by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023

A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 7, 2020

1. Something very cold (as in "cold as a witch's titty").
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
2. Someone you who supports you who you know is evil (as in "drinking from the witch's titty).
1. You: "How's the weather in Melbourne?"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
Me: "It's as cold as a witch's titty!"
2. Me: What are you doing these days?"
You: "Research project sponsored by Microsoft."
Me: "Microsoft? Man, you're drinking from the witch's titty!"
by vastheman February 18, 2009

is a horrible skeleton sight of a woman. Has a long, pointy face that sits on top of a long neck and a long straight body. Has pale skin, purple rings around her eyes and long, stringy black hair. Is a terrible mother who abandons her children on doorsteps. Eye contact with one will silence the loudest and most talkative of things. Is the term Weetzie Bat uses to describe women like Witch Baby's real mother. Spends the whole day eating real sugary foods that burn the throat and drain the body.
Girl: "Did you see that thing?"
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."
synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch
feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
Friend: "Lanka Witch."
Girl: "Frightful to the eye."
synonyms: skeleton haggard frightful frock
antonyms: beautiful witch
feelings one has when encountering a lanka witch: stage fright shut up
by Cherokee Thunderbat April 5, 2009

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021
