A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.

I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.

Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.

Rip Van Winker by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

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WinKitty

1. A kitten or cat that wins at life.

2. The act of helping others and/or doing awesome unto others.

WinKitty was a word founded by a user named "meekakitty" on YouTube. It was popularized by John Green of the Vlogbrothers, when he asked his many subscribers what "WinKitty" could possibly mean.

1. Jingles is very WinKitty!

2. The Vlog Brothers, Hank and John Green, do various acts of WinKitty on their YouTube channel.

WinKitty by ultimatekai December 13, 2009

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The Henry Winkler

When an indivdual puts his hand down his pants and rubs his hand on both sides of his scrotum (preferably after sweating). He then waits for his subject to begin to talk (or better yet, yawn). He then wipes his hand across the subjects face and in his or her mouth. Finally, he gives him a thumbs up and says "AYYYY!!" Also known as Tunisian Toothpaste.

That dumbass wouldn't shut up so I gave him the Henry Winkler . I wonder if he can still taste my sack cheese .

The Henry Winkler by tpatora January 4, 2009

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