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window shade

(n.) According to dictionary.com, "an opaque fabric mounted to cover or expose a window."
Window shades come in many different sizes and shapes, and several different designs exist. During long, hot summers, window shades are a necessity for any inhabitable home. They provide safety, security, and cool air. Two types of shading exist, internal and external. External shading is more desirable due to its higher energy efficiency. However, internal shading blocks out more of the rays. Now why in God's name did I just waste 15 minutes defining a friggin windowshade????
Window shade are so cool that they were the last thing you'd expect to be defined on urbandictionary.com!
by ijustlivehere May 18, 2006
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window wars

when you are playing a game and the shooting is strictly taking place through windows. Can also refer to when people who are afraid to be shot stay inside and every now and then go to the windows and shoot at the opponents.
Hes gay he only plays window wars.
by harddd October 25, 2007
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window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.
Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!
by newsteve August 16, 2011
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Window Tinting

When one spooges on a female or male's eyeglasses.
I forgot my condoms last night so when I had to pull out I panicked and totally started window tinting Sheila.
by Todetta October 26, 2011
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Window-Licker

An offensive term meaning a retard, someone who licks windows.
Comes from when people with learning disablities etc go on coach trips, it is a common belief that they lick windows.
Random kid 1: *Falls over*
Random kid 2: God, you're such a window-licker!
by JeffIsGoingToHell August 20, 2009
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window shopping

when you go around the mall looking through store windows and you stare at things but you don't actually buy stuff.
nt t th mall th th day bt snc ddnt' hav any mny jst nt nd shng
by P Ha July 29, 2004
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window eating

The act of standing in front of a refrigerator with the door open for an over-excessive amount of time and then closing the door without taking anything. Usually done by picky eaters or one who is bored out of his/her mind.
If your so hungry stop window eating and just grab something!
by JackOfStars March 27, 2013
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