whimper wagon

How one might to get to the pity party.

Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."

by Mama Frazz December 2, 2010

Single Whip

A Tai Chi Chuan posture which conveys ultimate meaning to all things.

I neautralized his attack while capturing her in the crook of my arm before finishing him off with a palm strike to the jawline.

by Stephe Watson April 11, 2003

fly whip

a totally sweet car, generally one mentioned in rap songs

"Ain't got no fly whip, I still ride the bus"
-RA the Rugged Man

by whateverspaghetti November 5, 2009

Walnut Whip Dick

A penis which has shriveled due to cold weather and now resembles the popular milk chocolate and vanilla fondant sweet.

Everyone stared in awed silence at Jimmy's Walnut Whip Dick,. Jimmy shrugged 'It's bloody baltic out here!'

by Peggyatthestar September 15, 2015

whip its

sucking the air out a whipped cream can to get a "high" feeling.

"we were doing whip its the other night and it was such a rush."

by crunch43543 January 1, 2009

Whip

The most irrelevant dance move in the universe but performed by every human being on this earth, including moms.

"Watch me whip! Now watch me Nae Nae!" nae nae

by regine rawrin' May 16, 2015

whip it out

v. inf. A common phrase used to describe the occasion of a man suddenly producing his penis, often when completely unexpected and for no reason whatsoever.

Jim: See the game last night?
Dave: Yeah, United were unlucky to lose.
Jim: Think they'll sack the manager now?
Dave: They might have to. What do you think Gary?
*Gary whips it out*

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005