friend: do u want to come out with me and my girlfriend?
you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!
you: jesus no! ill be a spare prick at a wedding!
by scottmeister October 24, 2007
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A wedding in which the bride can wear white for the traditional reason, that she is a virgin. Extremely rare these days, so much that it is often used ironically, such as in the Billy Idol song.
Drew: "I can't believe my little sister is getting married."
Billy: "Yeah, it's a nice day for a white wedding. HAHAHAHA!!!"
Drew: "Shut up dude, she's a virgin."
Billy: "Riiight...I seem to remember one night after she finished at the strip club, it was me, Joey, Kevin, Dan, Dr. Dre, the Dave Matthews Band, the Denver Broncos, the Penn State chapters of SAE, Sigma Chi, and KA, the guys from 'Jackass'...yeah, we all hit that."
Drew: "You idiot. Indabutt doesn't count."
Billy: "Sorry, man, you're right. She's as pure as the driven snow. I guess that's why she's 6 months pregnant and your dad's standing behind the groom with a shotgun while he sweats like a pig in a sauna."
Drew: "What the fuck?!? That dirty little slut!"
Billy: "Yeah, it's a nice day for a white wedding. HAHAHAHA!!!"
Drew: "Shut up dude, she's a virgin."
Billy: "Riiight...I seem to remember one night after she finished at the strip club, it was me, Joey, Kevin, Dan, Dr. Dre, the Dave Matthews Band, the Denver Broncos, the Penn State chapters of SAE, Sigma Chi, and KA, the guys from 'Jackass'...yeah, we all hit that."
Drew: "You idiot. Indabutt doesn't count."
Billy: "Sorry, man, you're right. She's as pure as the driven snow. I guess that's why she's 6 months pregnant and your dad's standing behind the groom with a shotgun while he sweats like a pig in a sauna."
Drew: "What the fuck?!? That dirty little slut!"
by Nick D July 22, 2004
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The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.
weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss
Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.
by David Atkins March 5, 2011
Get the Weeping Vag mug.When someone who has been off cocaine relapses and begins to do it again, it is called a "white wedding".
"I've been away for so long
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding"
-Billy Idol's "White Wedding", referring to relapsing on cocaine
I let you go for so long
It's a nice day to start again
It's a nice day for a white wedding"
-Billy Idol's "White Wedding", referring to relapsing on cocaine
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Get the White Wedding mug.Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.
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