Ass Wedge

The Penis, When used to loosen a tighter than normal anal passage.

Becky, used to have a tight butt, until I put the Ass Wedge in there.

by Gearls March 6, 2009

The Wedge

a girl shaped like a chicken nugget that has no ass and is literally a wedge

oh no the wedge is coming

by Roudy Rat March 1, 2018

wedged

Extremely full,
Oercrowded,
Packed out.

The last bus home was wedged.
The cornishman is always wedged.

by Broomster June 27, 2003

Wedge Numrub

A phrase used to describe a specific breed of 'tard: the everyday 'tard, be it the actual Wedge Numrub, or that one guy down the street that eats monitors.

"Hey, Billy, you know Wedge Numrub?"

"Yeah?"

"He's a 'tard."

"I WILL NOW CONSUME YOUR SUPPLE MAN-FLESH!"

by Joncent Cherkins. January 2, 2006

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005

Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

by Ryan December 15, 2004

wodger

another name for my little willy

"do not peck my wodger, skylark, it hurts. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by Granny Doris 69 January 25, 2019