wedding straw 

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

wedding straw by Space Junkee May 2, 2018

wedding serumony 

A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.

If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.

wedding serumony by QuacksO May 22, 2018

wedding shotgun 

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

wedding shotgun by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

Wedding Cake 

In the broadcast tower industry a "wedding cake" refers to the gap between stacked TV antennas.

Man! That wedding cake didn't have any step bolts. How did you climb past it?

Wedding Cake by RJake4d August 29, 2019

Wedding toast 

To honor someone (the bride or groom) on there special day and to be a little funny about it and to reminisce on the past

"What a great toast I feel both happier now and offended at the same time what an amazing Wedding toast"

Wedding toast by Kyleyolo February 5, 2020

wedding quickie 

When the newly wed sneak away to do a quickie somewhere during reception and return without anyone knowing they were gone.

Everyone knew Jesse and Jamie did a wedding quickie and didn’t care.

Steven and Sara never got to do the wedding quicky Sara wanted to do.

wedding quickie by Onlyme4you May 11, 2020

wedding ninja 

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi

The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds

wedding ninja by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021