Wearing It

Getting absolutely owned, equivalent to getting a load busted onto your face.

The phrase and definition were derived from the idea of "wearing" a load of semen to the face. The phrase also carries over into everyday use referring to hang overs or other displays of general weakness.

I busted on Charlie's mom, she was wearing it.
Charlie's mom is always wearing it (her pearl necklace(s).
I heard once Charlie made his mom wear it.
Getting puked on.
The female "soreness waddle"
Taking a load to the face.
Passing out on the toilet.
Not being able to do the last pull up.

by Dr. Gaitor Bait, Esq.,M.D.,J.D.,M.B.A.,C.P.R/A.E.D.,C.P.A. April 25, 2008

I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

by Valentine Todd April 3, 2011

weading

When you get stoned and read a book. Get high and obtain some knowledge.

I will be weading my kindle after smoking this joint.

by WitchyMunky April 4, 2017

Your bad at wearing shoes

When the person you use the insult on is bad at wearing shoes™ but weather they are bad at wearing shoes can only be judged by an official shoe wearing judger and these can only be appointed by the CEO, founder and revolutionary of your bad at wearing shoes™ - JT and what he says goes. Use this insult with caution as it can lead to depression and suicide as it is such a destructive insult but if used inpropererly can end in a law suit by the recipient of the insult

Hey (insert name) you fatty your bad at wearing shoes

"Mad applause and screaming after (insert name) falls on the floor crying and devastated"

by Bobby mcbobbingtons January 2, 2019

Yoghurt Weaving

Excitable and generally lengthy late night conversations, littered with epiphanies. Topics that may or may not be covered and may be repeated (no one will notice) include Life, The Universe, Everything, Evolution, Mother Nature, Technology, Quantum anything, and drugs. Often carried out by 'Yoghurt Weavers.'

'Isn't it amazing how we're all here and who's in charge of this - our destiny - can we really evolve beyond this point or have scientists taken charge of our evolution? Maybe Acid is the next step? Maybe I'm the missing link? Should we blame the chinese? Politicians here? TV? or Acid?...Shit guys, we've been sat here yoghurt weaving for 13 hours!'

by Messimo April 6, 2010

Werbing

Werbing is a verb that describes a person who slides through a self-closing door as late as possible without touching the door itself, accompanied by a slurping noise, as if they were being suck through the door. A true Werber would get from A to B the werbiest way. (The route with most self-closing doors)

Origin: Stumbled upon by two fellow classmates. Had no meaning at first, but was later named after a game they both liked that didn't have a name.

(the joy of a person after Werbing) Did you see the way I werbed through that door! It was wicked man....

by Werby1000 March 12, 2011

georgie wearing

one hell of a sexy girl im so lucky to have her i know i have been a utter ass to her in the past but i hope she will forgive me and we can move on i love her so much. she is so smart sexy and amazing to be around i never want to lose her again <3 <3 <3

^^ georgie wearing ^^

by blarg 28 March 29, 2013