Watching Eastenders

This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!

Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)

Im going offline lads...im "watching eastenders"

by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010

watch this space

a phrase commonly used by the king louis tomlinson

louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space

louies: sir we’d literally die for you

by king alfonzo March 10, 2021

over watching

to over watch someone. Watching someone too much. Watching something too much. Usually brought on by the one being watched.

you're over watching. You really got a thing for that kid. I think you love him/her. It's sickening really. And really gay if you're a boy.

by dontcareformetoomuch March 26, 2010

To Watch Spiderman

Spending all day on the web, ending up with sticky hands

He's booked the day off work to watch Spiderman

by Nick Tommo December 17, 2021

Bog Watch

When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.

"Damn someone filled the bowl up again.......Scam, your on Bog Watch today"

by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006

crowd watch

A large number of people who watch over specific areas each contributing relatively small amount information, typically via the Internet to secure said area.

Mansa was missing for a few days, but luckily the community crowd watch was able to locate him because a crowd watcher noticed him leaving the shrine center.

by Mansa Obi April 5, 2017

Watching Cops

1. The act of secretly masturbating.

2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.

Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?

Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.

1 1/2 hours later...

Craig: I'm back...

Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.

Craig: uh... Yeah.

by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011