1. The act of secretly masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
2. What you say when you don't want your friends to know your masturbating.
Jeff: Are you ready for the raid in wow?
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
Craig: Hold on I'm watching cops.
1 1/2 hours later...
Craig: I'm back...
Jeff: There must have been a cops marathon.
Craig: uh... Yeah.
by M-K-sizzle June 16, 2011
Get the Watching Copsmug. When a phantom person with turd issues, keeps filling the bowl every five minutes and clogging the toilets. You have to employ someone on 'Bog watch' to catch the culprit in action.
by Nathan Madpig July 18, 2006
Get the Bog Watchmug. When a horror story so scary, you have to exit full-screen, and scroll down to cut the screen literally in half.
Apparently Beatrice only likes to see people walking around in the horror movie, when I asked her why, she said, "Oh, I'm half watching this episode."
by Tswole August 9, 2015
Get the Half Watchingmug. When you going out to look for the clowns to observe there behavior and see one for yourself despite your hatred and fear of clowns
by Liam Byrne October 8, 2016
Get the Clown watchmug. louis: might fuck around and start my own management company. watch this space
louies: sir we’d literally die for you
louies: sir we’d literally die for you
by king alfonzo March 10, 2021
Get the watch this spacemug. This is at excuse given when your having cuddles with a girl and you dont want anyone else to know what your doing!
Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
Even sausage and red sauce sandwiches can be added to compliment the cuddles :-)
by Rawbone1 October 14, 2010
Get the Watching Eastendersmug. A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.
But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.
By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet
Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon
by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020
Get the Watching Armageddonmug.