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wanking with dinosaurs

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.
Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!
by Hugh G Rection May 29, 2005
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Washington Hot Dog

This is where you take a hard cock and from behind (can be on all fours or laying down) put it between the ass cheeks and the cheeks grab your cock in a steel grip, where you really can not pull your penis out.

Your at the mercy of a very strong ass.
I wanted to leave a party but some asshole had a washington hot dog on me.
by just trapped March 12, 2011
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Walking in the Wind

One Direction song released on their 5th studio album, Made in the AM. Supposedly written after a 2am conversation between band members Harry Styles and Zayn Malik who soon left the band for personal reasons.

Chorus:
"You will find me
And you will find me
In places that we've never been
For reasons we don't understand
Walking in the wind"
Person 1: Seriously some One Direction songs are sooooo deep! I was listening to Walking in the Wind again and damn. That hits different.
Person 2: Yeah it's too underrated like have you HEARD Louis Tomlinson at 1:28????
by hazzaboobear28 August 11, 2020
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a walking L

when people use a walking. L they can refer to Vic Mensa. The biggest walking L from this year
by Josbrecht October 9, 2018
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walking std

Basically, a whore; usually, walking stds have fake tans, abercrombie clothing, and herpes.
To a walking std, "the clap" is more than a hand gesture.
by junglejenga April 13, 2004
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Isaac Washington

Best motherfucker of all time from

The House of the Dead: Overkill

He's the best character in the whole game, similar to Samuel L. Jackson.

He loves calling Agent G. with improvised names as : Agent Gwendolyn,Agent Genius etc...

He was in love with Varla Guns.
"
-Isaac
Motherfuck! What does a brother have to do to pacify a bitch? I'm telling you G, I've tried everything! God be my witness! I have shown respect, charm, under-fucking-standing! But that is the last fucking straw!

-Agent G.

Ladies and gentlemen, the infinite tact of Isaac Washington. You do... Truly you do, use your tongue better than a... a $30 hooker. Can I say from the bottom of my heart... You truly are a shining example to us all... Humanity I mean...

-Isaac

Don't make me hit you again! "

"No finger-fuckin way man!"
"Man, procedure can kiss my ass!"

"Agent G : "AMS agent! Put your hands in the air!"
Isaac : "ALL of them, if you would be so motherfucking kind!" "

"The bitch is ringing!"
by MythBustersFan August 19, 2009
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Vancouver Washington.

One of the most depressing spots in the world. It is stated as the 4th largest city in the state of Washington, when in reality it is just an extremely large suburb of Portland Oregon. Vancouver is primarily a residential area, with everyone typically commuting to portland for work (Hence the term "suburb"). The most common nick names for Vancouver are "The Couve" and "Vantucky", the ladder of which refers to the staggering amount of white trash that call Vancouver Home.

Anyone who says they love Vancouver has either never been outside the city limits or is referring to Vancouver's big sister up in Canada. In fact in a recent survey, 9 out of 10 people said they would actually up and leave town if they had the means. The other 10% began sobbing and shaking uncontrollably, knowing that it would never happen.

If you looked at young woman who had just recently moved to Vancouver, and checked up on her 10 years later, you would find that she would be living in a decrepit 50s style ranch house with an abusive husband, 6 children, a diseased Pitbull and an addiction to some sort of illicit drug.
Vancouver changes you.

Many experts have tried deducing why Vancouver is such an overwhelmingly boring and depressing place. Some point to the weather. Others blame the lack of entertainment in Vancouver.

In short, Vancouver Washington may well be one of the worst places on earth.
"Hey have you been here before?"

"Where?"

"This place. Vancouver Washington."

"Nope, my buddy said it was a total hell hole though."

"Oh ok."
by Anonanimal October 23, 2011
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