Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.

Warp Pianos are cool

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

pussy warp

A warp in the very fabric of the space-time continuum caused by the power of the pussy.

I can’t believe it’s already 4 o’clock. I been in a pussy warp.

by BadB93 August 7, 2022

warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.

"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"

by SpeedHB December 15, 2008

warped

When you are using Cloudflare WARP service and literally nothing works.

Sorry, got warped
Fucking warped
It's a great day when you start work and get immediately warped

by hiptothehop September 26, 2022

Warp Train

When one man ejaculates inside of a woman, then Ubers her to another man's house where the second man will ejaculate inside of her within the span of ten minutes.

Person 1: "Yo Dave, I just nutted in this chick, we're hitting a Warp Train."
Person 2: "Sick, how long has it been?"
Person 1: "9 minutes."
Person 2: "What the fuck man!"

by renlovesslovakia August 17, 2025

Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.

PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!

by FlossyFlossy June 28, 2009

The WARP effect

When you look back on the messages of a group chat and see that the other members were involved in a lengthy discourse about the most ridiculous, disturbing, idiotic, strange, unethical or controversial topics. Despite this extreme discussion, your evaluation of those people is not changed because you either assume they are not serious or you believe they are of the nature of expressing opinions or saying things that are ridiculous, disturbing, idiotic, etc.

Person 1: "My friends will just say the strangest things in the group chat"
Person 2: "Does it change how you view them?"
Person 1: "No, not really"
Person 2: "That is what is often refered to as the WARP effect"

by Opigator April 14, 2025