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Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT)

Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.

There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.

Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.

Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.

Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.

Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
by LabwarzLarry February 1, 2023
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Warp

A hairy assed man who enjoys peanut butter and jelly wraps.
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pussy warp

A warp in the very fabric of the space-time continuum caused by the power of the pussy.
I can’t believe it’s already 4 o’clock. I been in a pussy warp.
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warped

When someone or something is or has been moving at an amazingly fast speed.
"Did you see that kid run the 100 meter dash?"
"Yeah, he was warped!!"
by SpeedHB December 15, 2008
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Ninja Warp

A method of which to transport ones self from one location to another across a modest distance, the ability may only work while unseen by anyone. Hence the aspect of Ninjutsu.

Term commonly used in conjunction with cheating, playing unfair in FPS or turn-based RTS card games, and hacking or hax0r.

One physical method is to use the standby technique to lag the other players enough to run to a new area before fragmented packets re-capsulate and the other players resume playing. In some cases the players don't notice the transition.

Another method is to run a modified locally cached map that has additions and alterations to the playing field and/or characters/weapons.
#1 First person shooter's such as Halo and Counter-Strike.

#2 Turn-Based and Real-Time Strategy such as Dungeons & Dragons(loose-not officially supported).

Example situation:

(Halo:Combat Evolved) "He disappeared, I was following him around a corner, there was no escape or exit. He just vanished!" "..He must of Ninja Warped!"
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Warp Piano

Pianos powered by the Merge Cube, used to teleport anywhere with a given tune.
Warp Pianos are cool
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Type-warp

The lag that is experienced when typing on chat lines. Rapid-fire typing (on chat lines) creates a response-gap that interrupts the normal flow of a chat conversation, usually ending with you typing something that seems completely off topic or completely opinionated and makes you look like a N00b.
PersonChatting> Hey, did you hear about Michael dying?
YouChatting> Yeah, I heard it on the news.
YouChatting> Good thing he's dead that piece of @#it, I hated his music anyway.
Chatter1> I think his body of work will live on throughout history rather like Freddies did.
YouChatting> Oops! Type-warp!
by FlossyFlossy June 28, 2009
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