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cheerio-wanting denial

when someone wants cheerios but is denying that fact
Steve wants honey-nut cheerios, but claims he does not; he is in cheerio-wanting denial.
by cheerio expert May 12, 2009
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Wonton

A paradox of extreme and unlikely coinciding charachteristics.
"Wow, that jew has red hair, wears shades indoors, and rides a hog, what a wonton!"
by Jon Hsiehtraub April 20, 2003
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waston

Watson is a last name of a fictional charicter in
Shurlock Holmes novels and was the trusty side kick.
professor Watson was considered to be a trustworthy
man or confidaunt to Holmes and in the use of slang
terms in its time was considered to be a complement
and at the same time as an insult because it implys
that the person is of less intelegence.The word Watson
was a term used by police to describe people of less
experience that attempted to assist the police without
any formal training in the law enforcement field.Most
often the term was used by frustrated east coast police
officers and detectives.It later was used to describe rouge
ombudsmen or spys and later became a word to describe someone
who explores new territory.

Later it was used to decribe the action of the journey rather than the
person and was misspelled waston.The misspelling of
the word stuck and was later used to describe homeless
people and drug addicts and people poorly dressed
and was pronounced Waste on.This later evolved into
the discription of an action as well as the the discription
of out dated clothing in disrepair.This further evolved
to describe poorly dressed oriental woman and later
evolved again to describe
oriental prostitutes and strippers "Waston Wastoff"But is now more widely used to
describe all under weight woman expecially those that
are combatant and militant.
two dolla waston ho luv you long time cotton mouth jones and eyes like a muppet goin every where
like you gonna catch flys with that.
by Jolly Joy September 8, 2006
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wonton parmesian

A person of Chinese and Italian heritage. There is only three in the world known to exist and two of them are my siblings.
"I'm irish what are you GIO?"
" I am a mutt, the most unique of humans. I am a Wonton Parmesian. I eat Chinese food with grated cheese on top"
by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
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wonton

used as a positive descriptor, similar to the slang uses of the words "dope", "fresh", "sick", or "awesomesauce", particularly, though not exclusively, in reference to music or music events
1. Man, that show last night was wonton

2. Yo, that new remix is wonton

3. That new Wu-Tang Clan album is mad wonton, son
by rule4080 August 19, 2012
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Walton

A cool and very respectful guy. But sometimes he can be a complete dick and be completely useless majority of the time. Most often found in a gay strip club.
Nick is such a Walton when he's around.
by Baller007 March 21, 2017
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Walton & Johnson

A radio programme by two self-proclaimed eunuchs from Houston; Walton and Johnson are the main performers for the "Walton & Johnson Show". They perform voices for other very original characters, such as a homosexual man and a militant black man. During the show, they frequently discuss politics, mainly to incite the listeners, of which most are middle-class suburban, Whataburger-eating rednecks. Listeners vary though, and can range from frustrated, secretely gay republican students to intolerant racist plumbers, but most are fearful of 'unwelcome, disease-carrying, gun-toting' minorities. Much effort is put into the characters, and, interestingly, all characters voice conservative opinions like the performers, or radical liberal opinions, to further provoke the hillbillies. Loyal listeners call themselves "ten percenters", proud of the fact that they understand the 'brilliant logic' of the show, and that they are able to understand words formed into sentences.
-Curtis, do you listen to the Walton & Johnson show?
-Why, yes, Travis, I do. After all, I am a fat, intolerant, ingnorant, imbecile redneck lump! How could i not?
by C. Duanh January 3, 2009
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