wanker

mouthin someone
someone who wanks (masturbates too much)

manchester united are all wankers

"where's Tom?"
"Gone for a wank"
"Another? what a wanker"

by ReDDo August 17, 2003

wanker

verb: to wank noun: wanker adj: wanky
1) someone who jerks off alot
2) someone who does stupid stuff eg falling asleep at the bar, or taking home someone who's so drunk that they then go an piss in the bed
3) term of endearment
4) term of abuse

1) damn! bill's been in his room for hours! he must be having a wank
2) hahahaaaa what a wanker!
3) you daft wanker...here, have a beer
4) tony blair is a complete wanker

by brit September 25, 2003

wanker

1. A wholly undesirable and/or annoying person (usually male).
2. Someone who frequently masturbates or "wanks".

1. "That Paul fellow, he's a bit of a wanker."
2. "Simon, he's a wanker don't you know?"

by Mernard May 17, 2006

wanker

1)man who masturbates excessively
2)white man who yells "i gots da bling bling" every morning and actually thinks he does
3) anyone who deserves to be called such a name as fucker, asshole, retard, dumbshit, etc.

1) well, i'm not really horny, but I think I'll go jack off just for the hell of it
2) "i gots da bling bling yo yo, yea i'm da shizzat yo"
3) christian people.

by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

wanker

Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.

1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).

by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003

wanker

wanker:, pee pee yanker, male masturbater.jerkoff

Some one masturbates and who is a jerk!!! An abuse term for a masturbater!(Wanker)

by marquel January 11, 2008

wanker

a football (soccer) official

the referer's a wanker

by beardman September 17, 2003