When a dried flat clump of shit falls off the bottom of your shoe and the imprint leaves a waffle shape.
by snazzyypp January 17, 2015
Get the Poop Waffle mug.Slang vernacular for "how's it going" or "what's up". Common responses being "Crispy" (good), "Soggy" (not great, sad in mood, etc), and "Burnt" (angry in mood, agitated, etc). Best used if you haven't seen the person in at least a day, because if you've seen them today, you pretty much know how their waffle is cooked.
by G T Ripper March 30, 2009
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by Brian Mahaffey July 31, 2009
Get the Strawberry Waffle mug.The act of throwing waffles from a moving vehicle in a Frisbee-like way, towards a group of ravers. This was first introduced by Curtis Lepore, who is Vine famous.
by busterbeans September 3, 2013
Get the Techno Waffle Frisbee mug.Something so hilarious, that it not only causes you to "Roll On the Floor Laughing", but it also rhymes with waffle! What fun!
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Get the cum covered twat waffle mug.The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008
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