Wattpad

a running joke within the writing community

it is extremely valued by readers worldwide and if threatened will be viciously protected by lonely, mentally ill teenagers.

"Wattpad is why I have not gotten more than 3 hours of sleep on a daily basis"

by areyougayhomie April 8, 2023

wattpad fanfiction fever

Picture this: you're chillin' like a penguin in a sauna, minding your own business, when suddenly your brain starts doing the Macarena and insists it's time to write a Wattpad fanfiction. This condition, scientifically known as "Imaginative Scribblemania," strikes at the most inconvenient times, like when you're supposed to be adulting or sleeping.

Now, brace yourself for the twisty plot noodles: you're not just writing any fanfic; you're resurrecting the mythical legends, Domique Ash and Sofia Hex. These two are like the Avengers of your imagination, and their fans are thirstier for their comeback than a dehydrated cactus in the Sahara.

Satanas : Caught in the grip of Wattpad Fanfiction Fever, Emily concocted a wildly imaginative tale where Cristiano Ronaldo traded his cleats for wizard robes, casting spells on the soccer field while Domique Ash and Sofia Hex cheered from the sidelines.

by elpelodelaconchadejungkook August 9, 2023

wattpad

the place where 12 year olds innocence goes to die.

12 y/o: "hey, i downloaded wattpad to write a book!"
20 y/o: "oh no.."
12 y/o: "and anime books and-"
20 y/o: "ohhhhh no"

by the_neighbors_kid August 15, 2023

wattpad

the infamous canon event we’ve all experienced and downloaded as a joke with our friends and read smut

Kayla: I’m bored

Melissa: What should we do?

Kayla: Download wattpad?
Melissa: YES

by timetogobeastmode August 10, 2024

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.

Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE

by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024

wattpad

The land of horny mfs

Emily: I love reading smut on wattpad

by RensCD March 25, 2024

Wattpad men

They are crazy possessive and obsessed with the girl, they give crazy constant attention to the girl and expect the same attention from the girl, wattpad men feel so addicting and they make you feel so protected and safe. They hate it when you talk to other men even in a friendly way, so jealous and possessive, you're always his and belong to him and so does he.

Just the basic classic example of a wattpad men 'You're mine' ----"He's so wattpad"

by Ladybugtikki December 6, 2024