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Wounded Deer

The girl who at the end of the night is being carried into a cab by a guy looking to score. The drunkest, easiest girl at a party who is easy prey for horny guys.
-"I saw you took down a wounded deer last night"
-"Niggas gotta fuck"
by B4LT1M0RE Thuggin July 10, 2010
mugGet the Wounded Deermug.

the wound that will not heal

Megan likes stinking her finger into her wound that will not heal.
by Gus the Lesser July 17, 2003
mugGet the the wound that will not healmug.

Battle Wound

The cuts, scrapes or bruises aquired while moshing or during a wall of death at an awesome concert. Usually shown to friends as proof of how awesome the concert or pit was.
Max: Dude!!! Look at what happened to my leg at Warped Tour!!! Look how much its bleeding!!
John: Thats an awesome battle wound. I guess that wall of death was pretty brutal.

Max: Yea
by Creeping_Shadows July 19, 2009
mugGet the Battle Woundmug.

Hatchet Wound

That whore's got a stinky hatchet wound!
by POLKSTA March 10, 2009
mugGet the Hatchet Woundmug.

wounded guppy

Alex performed the wounded guppy at a party when a girl snuck into the shower
by ShadowShark October 11, 2011
mugGet the wounded guppymug.

defensive wounds

a) wounds, mostly on hands/arms, a victim gets when trying to fend off an attacker

b) (joke) scratches on the back a man can get after wild (but consentual) sex
a) The victim had defensive wounds all over his forearms, cuts from a small knife.

b) Hey! You have defensive wounds all over your back! Your GF is a real scratcher!
by jjolson January 3, 2011
mugGet the defensive woundsmug.

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